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: #Laughs What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!

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: #Laughs The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store.

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

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: #Laughs Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.

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: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

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: #Laughs No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great.

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: #Laughs Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton is visiting a school.

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: #Laughs How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

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: #Laughs What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

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: #Laughs |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

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: #Laughs A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

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: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

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: #Laughs What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store.

: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

: #Laughs Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

: #Laughs Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.

: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

: #Laughs No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great.

: #Laughs Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

: #Laughs Bill Clinton is visiting a school.

: #Laughs How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

: #Laughs What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

: #Laughs |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

: #Laughs A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

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