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: #Laughs Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

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: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

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: #Laughs What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!

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: #Laughs |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be so sweetIf we had those special keysCtrl, Alt, and DeleteYour boss is mad, your bills not

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

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: #Laughs Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to doub

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: #Laughs The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.

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: #Laughs Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had

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: #Laughs |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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: #Laughs A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.

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: #Laughs As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b.

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: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

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: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs Whales are mammals.

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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

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: #Laughs Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

: #Laughs What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!

: #Laughs |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be so sweetIf we had those special keysCtrl, Alt, and DeleteYour boss is mad, your bills not

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

: #Laughs Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to doub

: #Laughs The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.

: #Laughs Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had

: #Laughs |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

: #Laughs A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.

: #Laughs As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

: #Laughs |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b.

: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

: #Laughs Whales are mammals.

: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

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