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: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

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: #Laughs The Gutter-Mind Test!1).

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: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

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: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

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: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

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: #Laughs If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom I've finished.

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: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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: #Laughs A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.

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: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

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: #Laughs My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day.

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: #Laughs The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm.

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: #Laughs Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd chang

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: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

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: #Laughs Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !

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: #Laughs Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding "Please Pay Current Charges"?

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: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

: #Laughs The Gutter-Mind Test!1).

: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

: #Laughs If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom I've finished.

: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

: #Laughs A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.

: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

: #Laughs My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day.

: #Laughs The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm.

: #Laughs Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd chang

: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

: #Laughs Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one...

: #Laughs Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !

: #Laughs Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding "Please Pay Current Charges"?

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