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: #Laughs What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

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: #Laughs A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

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: #Laughs This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man.

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: #Laughs After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry.

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: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?Why ar

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: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

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: #Laughs My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

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: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

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: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

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: #Laughs A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

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: #Laughs How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!

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: #Laughs What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

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: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

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: #Laughs What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !

: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

: #Laughs A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

: #Laughs This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man.

: #Laughs After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry.

: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?Why ar

: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

: #Laughs My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

: #Laughs A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!

: #Laughs What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

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