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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

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: #Laughs Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai.

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: #Laughs |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub.

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: #Laughs They say she has a sharp tongue.

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: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

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: #Laughs A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch.

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: #Laughs What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !

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: #Laughs In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

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: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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: #Laughs MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

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: #Laughs Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.

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: #Laughs Why did the woman with P.M.S.

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: #Laughs Men are like placemats.

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: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.

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: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing

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: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai.

: #Laughs |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub.

: #Laughs They say she has a sharp tongue.

: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

: #Laughs A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch.

: #Laughs What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !

: #Laughs In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

: #Laughs MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

: #Laughs Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.

: #Laughs Why did the woman with P.M.S.

: #Laughs Men are like placemats.

: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.

: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing

: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

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