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: #Laughs There were three guys in a bar.

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: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

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: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

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: #Laughs She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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: #Laughs The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man'soldest friend bumped into him.

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

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: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

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: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

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: #Laughs Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son.

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: #Laughs A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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: #Laughs There were three guys in a bar.

: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

: #Laughs She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

: #Laughs The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man'soldest friend bumped into him.

: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

: #Laughs Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son.

: #Laughs A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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