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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !

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: #Laughs Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that

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: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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: #Laughs Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

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: #Laughs A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct.

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: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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: #Laughs |This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings.

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: #Laughs Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!

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: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

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: #Laughs |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone.

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: #Laughs What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

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: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,

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: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !

: #Laughs Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that

: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

: #Laughs Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

: #Laughs A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct.

: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

: #Laughs |This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings.

: #Laughs Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!

: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

: #Laughs |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone.

: #Laughs What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,

: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

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