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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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: #Laughs Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

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: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

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: #Laughs What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.

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: #Laughs Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

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: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving.

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: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

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: #Laughs Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B.

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs Men are like mini skirts.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

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: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

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: #Laughs How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

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: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

: #Laughs Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

: #Laughs What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving.

: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

: #Laughs Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B.

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs Men are like mini skirts.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

: #Laughs How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !

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