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: #Laughs There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

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: #Laughs Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

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: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

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: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

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: #Laughs A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

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: #Laughs How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

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: #Laughs May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

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: #Laughs A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.The doctor told her it would cost around 0, but there wasanother way that would cost only .The woman agreed to

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

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: #Laughs Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.

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: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

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: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

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: #Laughs This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas.

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: #Laughs There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

: #Laughs Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

: #Laughs Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

: #Laughs Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

: #Laughs A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

: #Laughs How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

: #Laughs May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

: #Laughs A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.The doctor told her it would cost around 0, but there wasanother way that would cost only .The woman agreed to

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

: #Laughs Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six.

: #Laughs Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.

: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

: #Laughs This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas.

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