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: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

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: #Laughs |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!

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: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

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: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

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: #Laughs What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

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: #Laughs First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

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: #Laughs There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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: #Laughs What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

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: #Laughs Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels.

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: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

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: #Laughs A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.

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: #Laughs A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

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: #Laughs A father and son went fishing one day.

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: #Laughs Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

: #Laughs |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!

: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

: #Laughs What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

: #Laughs First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

: #Laughs There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

: #Laughs What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

: #Laughs Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels.

: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

: #Laughs A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.

: #Laughs A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

: #Laughs A father and son went fishing one day.

: #Laughs Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right.

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