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: #Laughs What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

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: #Laughs If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

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: #Laughs Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

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: #Laughs |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T.

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: #Laughs On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits.

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

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: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

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: #Laughs While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

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: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

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: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made acasserole, and, brought practical gifts!

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: #Laughs A swedish man was bored.

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: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

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: #Laughs MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ----------------------------------------------------------------------Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size: Average weight 115lbs.; specimens can vary from 90 to

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: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

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: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

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: #Laughs |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?

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: #Laughs Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

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: #Laughs Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation.

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: #Laughs What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

: #Laughs If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

: #Laughs Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

: #Laughs |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T.

: #Laughs On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits.

: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

: #Laughs While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

: #Laughs Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made acasserole, and, brought practical gifts!

: #Laughs A swedish man was bored.

: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

: #Laughs MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ----------------------------------------------------------------------Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size: Average weight 115lbs.; specimens can vary from 90 to

: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

: #Laughs |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?

: #Laughs Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

: #Laughs Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation.

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