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: #Laughs You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast a

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: #Laughs What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

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: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

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: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

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: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

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: #Laughs Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!

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: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

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: #Laughs The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

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: #Laughs What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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: #Laughs An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

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: #Laughs One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

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: #Laughs You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast a

: #Laughs What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

: #Laughs Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!

: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

: #Laughs The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

: #Laughs What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !

: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

: #Laughs An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

: #Laughs One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

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