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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

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: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

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: #Laughs How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!

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: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.

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: #Laughs The Judge said to the defendant.

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: #Laughs Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

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: #Laughs What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat.""What's that mean?" asked the child."Go ask your Father.

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: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

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: #Laughs Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

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: #Laughs A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life.

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: #Laughs For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.

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: #Laughs How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

: #Laughs How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!

: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.

: #Laughs The Judge said to the defendant.

: #Laughs Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

: #Laughs A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat.""What's that mean?" asked the child."Go ask your Father.

: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

: #Laughs Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

: #Laughs A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life.

: #Laughs For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.

: #Laughs How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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