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: #Laughs What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks.

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: #Laughs Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

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: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

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: #Laughs A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

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: #Laughs During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show.

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: #Laughs 4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Ge

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: #Laughs The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

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: #Laughs Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.

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: #Laughs Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt.

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: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

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: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

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: #Laughs What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

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: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None.

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks.

: #Laughs Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

: #Laughs A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

: #Laughs During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs 4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Ge

: #Laughs The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

: #Laughs Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.

: #Laughs Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt.

: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

: #Laughs What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None.

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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