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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

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: #Laughs There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

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: #Laughs The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms.

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: #Laughs |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then my hair stands up with frightthe footsteps coming down the hallare quickening in pacethere is no time to exitno way to save my fac

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

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: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

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: #Laughs |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

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: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

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: #Laughs It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no.

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: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

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: #Laughs Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

: #Laughs There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

: #Laughs The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms.

: #Laughs |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then my hair stands up with frightthe footsteps coming down the hallare quickening in pacethere is no time to exitno way to save my fac

: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

: #Laughs |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

: #Laughs It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no.

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

: #Laughs Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !

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