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: #Laughs My sister fell in love at second sight.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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: #Laughs On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfin

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

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: #Laughs What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

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: #Laughs What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ...

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: #Laughs Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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: #Laughs The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies ba

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: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

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: #Laughs This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour

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: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house.

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: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

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: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

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: #Laughs What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

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: #Laughs My sister fell in love at second sight.

: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

: #Laughs On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfin

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

: #Laughs What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

: #Laughs What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.

: #Laughs Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ...

: #Laughs Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

: #Laughs The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies ba

: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

: #Laughs This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour

: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house.

: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

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