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: #Laughs One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

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: #Laughs To: All Male U.S.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

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: #Laughs |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it.

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: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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: #Laughs Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

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: #Laughs Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

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: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

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: #Laughs Patient: I'm really depressed.

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: #Laughs |UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1.

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: #Laughs |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes.

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: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for t

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: #Laughs Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You're in them

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

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: #Laughs Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the mor

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: #Laughs One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

: #Laughs To: All Male U.S.

: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

: #Laughs |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it.

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

: #Laughs Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

: #Laughs Patient: I'm really depressed.

: #Laughs |UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1.

: #Laughs |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes.

: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for t

: #Laughs Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You're in them

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

: #Laughs Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the mor

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