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: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !

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: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic

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: #Laughs Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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: #Laughs The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

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: #Laughs Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

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: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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: #Laughs A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?"The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."Sent by soh

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: #Laughs While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H...

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: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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: #Laughs Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

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: #Laughs Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

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: #Laughs Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

: #Laughs Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic

: #Laughs Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

: #Laughs The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

: #Laughs Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

: #Laughs A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?"The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."Sent by soh

: #Laughs While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H...

: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

: #Laughs Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

: #Laughs Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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