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: #Laughs Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

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: #Laughs Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.

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: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

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: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

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: #Laughs Carmella and Mario were out on their first date.

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: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

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: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

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: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

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: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

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: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

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: #Laughs In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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: #Laughs What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

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: #Laughs Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.

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: #Laughs Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

: #Laughs Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.

: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

: #Laughs Carmella and Mario were out on their first date.

: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

: #Laughs In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

: #Laughs What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

: #Laughs Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.

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