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: #Laughs How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

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: #Laughs A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.As he walks closer to the fence, they start shouting "Thirteen! Thirteen!"Curious, the man looks through a gap in the fence.

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: #Laughs One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday.

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: #Laughs From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this? He isn't stuffed, ya know.

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: #Laughs Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present.

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: #Laughs |Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't take a bad turn.

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

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: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

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: #Laughs What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

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: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.

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: #Laughs Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it using his

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: #Laughs Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

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: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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: #Laughs How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

: #Laughs A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.As he walks closer to the fence, they start shouting "Thirteen! Thirteen!"Curious, the man looks through a gap in the fence.

: #Laughs One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday.

: #Laughs From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this? He isn't stuffed, ya know.

: #Laughs Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present.

: #Laughs |Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't take a bad turn.

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

: #Laughs What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

: #Laughs My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.

: #Laughs Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it using his

: #Laughs Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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