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: #Laughs What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout everything that is not an elephant, and catching one ofwhatever is left.

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: #Laughs An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago.

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: #Laughs John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

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: #Laughs "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied.

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: #Laughs A blonde was filling out a job application form.

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: #Laughs - Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.

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: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!

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: #Laughs Women have their faults.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

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: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on

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: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.

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: #Laughs A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies.

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: #Laughs What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout everything that is not an elephant, and catching one ofwhatever is left.

: #Laughs An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago.

: #Laughs John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

: #Laughs Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

: #Laughs "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied.

: #Laughs A blonde was filling out a job application form.

: #Laughs - Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.

: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!

: #Laughs Women have their faults.

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on

: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.

: #Laughs A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies.

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