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: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer?"The woman asks, "What's the difference?" Pharmacist replies, "It depends on what you flow is lik

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: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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: #Laughs This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

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: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

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: #Laughs A little old lady had two monkeys for years.

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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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: #Laughs A doctor walks into a bank.

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: #Laughs Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.

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: #Laughs A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

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: #Laughs Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

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: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

: #Laughs What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

: #Laughs A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer?"The woman asks, "What's the difference?" Pharmacist replies, "It depends on what you flow is lik

: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

: #Laughs This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

: #Laughs A little old lady had two monkeys for years.

: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

: #Laughs A doctor walks into a bank.

: #Laughs Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.

: #Laughs A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

: #Laughs Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

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