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: #Laughs On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".

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: #Laughs Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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: #Laughs An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

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: #Laughs A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students.

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: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

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: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

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: #Laughs What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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: #Laughs Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1.

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: #Laughs If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !

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: #Laughs Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

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: #Laughs Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

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: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

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: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

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: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

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: #Laughs On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".

: #Laughs Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

: #Laughs An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

: #Laughs A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students.

: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

: #Laughs What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

: #Laughs Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1.

: #Laughs If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !

: #Laughs Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

: #Laughs Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

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