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: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

: #Laughs A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that.""Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist."So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital.

: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

: #Laughs |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

: #Laughs |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.

: #Laughs Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.

: #Laughs Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

: #Laughs Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.
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