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: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

: #Laughs |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz offOLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tiresOLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment awayOLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye awayOLD BO

: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

: #Laughs These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

: #Laughs A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated th

: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

: #Laughs A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.
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