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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

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: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!

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: #Laughs Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ...

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: #Laughs Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.

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: #Laughs Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street.

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: #Laughs Arkansas Governor Application First name:_______Last name(if known):_Address (where you live):Mother's name(list also relation, i.e., sister):Birthdate(yours):____________Father's

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: #Laughs Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

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: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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: #Laughs Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain 0 and without pain 0.

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: #Laughs What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a shop.

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: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

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: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

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: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!

: #Laughs Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ...

: #Laughs Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.

: #Laughs Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street.

: #Laughs Arkansas Governor Application First name:_______Last name(if known):_Address (where you live):Mother's name(list also relation, i.e., sister):Birthdate(yours):____________Father's

: #Laughs Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

: #Laughs Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain 0 and without pain 0.

: #Laughs What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a shop.

: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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