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: #Laughs Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one' you're referring to?Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?No!My nipples are already promine

: #Laughs A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.""Well, could you get any higher than that?

: #Laughs The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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