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: #Laughs A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was.

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: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

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: #Laughs What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

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: #Laughs One day there were two boys playing by a stream.

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: #Laughs There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun.

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: #Laughs An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic.

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: #Laughs What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!

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: #Laughs Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.

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: #Laughs An irate father stormed into the principal's office.

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: #Laughs Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober....

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: #Laughs This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the bank closed for business.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

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: #Laughs What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

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: #Laughs At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way.

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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: #Laughs Come here, you greedy wretch.

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: #Laughs A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was.

: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

: #Laughs What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

: #Laughs One day there were two boys playing by a stream.

: #Laughs There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun.

: #Laughs An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic.

: #Laughs What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!

: #Laughs Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.

: #Laughs An irate father stormed into the principal's office.

: #Laughs Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober....

: #Laughs This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the bank closed for business.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

: #Laughs What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

: #Laughs At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

: #Laughs Come here, you greedy wretch.

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