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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system.

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: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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: #Laughs Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo.

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: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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: #Laughs How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

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: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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: #Laughs |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

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: #Laughs A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

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: #Laughs When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

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: #Laughs A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

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: #Laughs There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system.

: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

: #Laughs Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo.

: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

: #Laughs How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

: #Laughs |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

: #Laughs A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

: #Laughs When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

: #Laughs A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

: #Laughs There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.

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