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: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

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: #Laughs What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.

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: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

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: #Laughs Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup.

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: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't.

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: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

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: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

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: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

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: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.

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: #Laughs The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife.."So what...

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: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

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: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

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: #Laughs A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown.

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: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

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: #Laughs I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

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: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

: #Laughs What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.

: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

: #Laughs Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup.

: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't.

: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.

: #Laughs The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife.."So what...

: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

: #Laughs A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown.

: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

: #Laughs I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

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