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: #Laughs Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

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: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

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: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

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: #Laughs What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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: #Laughs A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

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: #Laughs Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

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: #Laughs Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

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: #Laughs Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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: #Laughs There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for the FBI.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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: #Laughs Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!

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: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

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: #Laughs As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human genepool.And now, for this year's ill

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: #Laughs Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

: #Laughs What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

: #Laughs A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office.

: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

: #Laughs Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

: #Laughs Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

: #Laughs Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

: #Laughs There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for the FBI.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

: #Laughs Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!

: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

: #Laughs As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human genepool.And now, for this year's ill

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