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: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

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: #Laughs There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

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: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake,

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.

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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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: #Laughs If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

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: #Laughs An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was

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: #Laughs Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.European offici

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

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: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

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: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

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: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

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: #Laughs What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

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: #Laughs There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her.

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: #Laughs First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say.

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: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

: #Laughs There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake,

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.

: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

: #Laughs If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

: #Laughs An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was

: #Laughs Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.European offici

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

: #Laughs What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

: #Laughs There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her.

: #Laughs First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say.

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