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: #Laughs Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

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: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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: #Laughs Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

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: #Laughs If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

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: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's beard on m

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: #Laughs What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

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: #Laughs How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny and his mother were on a train.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

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: #Laughs I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

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: #Laughs I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!

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: #Laughs Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

: #Laughs Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

: #Laughs Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

: #Laughs If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's beard on m

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

: #Laughs How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

: #Laughs Little Johnny and his mother were on a train.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

: #Laughs I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

: #Laughs I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!

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