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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

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: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

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: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

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: #Laughs |OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine awayOLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their coolOLD FROGS never die, they just cr

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: #Laughs Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

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: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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: #Laughs What did Mrs.

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: #Laughs |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.

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: #Laughs What do hookers do on their night off: type?

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: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

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: #Laughs Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.

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: #Laughs Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn't bother towave the men on through, which is proper golfetiquette.After two hou

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: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

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: #Laughs If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

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: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

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: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

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: #Laughs Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

: #Laughs |OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine awayOLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their coolOLD FROGS never die, they just cr

: #Laughs Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

: #Laughs What did Mrs.

: #Laughs |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.

: #Laughs What do hookers do on their night off: type?

: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

: #Laughs Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.

: #Laughs Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn't bother towave the men on through, which is proper golfetiquette.After two hou

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

: #Laughs If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

: #Laughs Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

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