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: #Laughs Two guys are talking about fishing.

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: #Laughs How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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: #Laughs Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

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: #Laughs |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M.

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: #Laughs |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

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: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !

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: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.

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: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"

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: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

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: #Laughs Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

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: #Laughs A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.

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: #Laughs What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

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: #Laughs A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across a very old bottle.

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: #Laughs Two guys are talking about fishing.

: #Laughs How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

: #Laughs Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

: #Laughs |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M.

: #Laughs |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !

: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.

: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"

: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

: #Laughs Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

: #Laughs A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.

: #Laughs What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

: #Laughs A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across a very old bottle.

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