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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice, she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition to me!"The man snapped to

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

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