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: #Laughs WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.

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: #Laughs What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

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: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

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: #Laughs A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years.

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: #Laughs Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

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: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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: #Laughs Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

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: #Laughs His brain could be the perfect dielectric.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

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: #Laughs Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.

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: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

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: #Laughs A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island.

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: #Laughs WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.

: #Laughs What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

: #Laughs A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years.

: #Laughs Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

: #Laughs Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

: #Laughs His brain could be the perfect dielectric.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

: #Laughs Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.

: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

: #Laughs A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island.

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