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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

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: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

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: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

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: #Laughs I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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: #Laughs A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

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: #Laughs |THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !

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: #Laughs What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

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: #Laughs |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the

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: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !

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: #Laughs A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., "See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.

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: #Laughs |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive

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: #Laughs The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

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: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

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: #Laughs There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.The first few days pass and

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

: #Laughs I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

: #Laughs A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

: #Laughs |THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !

: #Laughs What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

: #Laughs |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the

: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !

: #Laughs A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., "See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.

: #Laughs |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive

: #Laughs The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

: #Laughs 181.

: #Laughs There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.The first few days pass and

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