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: #Laughs During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front.

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: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

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: #Laughs An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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: #Laughs Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up y

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: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

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: #Laughs Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

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: #Laughs |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,

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: #Laughs One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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: #Laughs Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk.

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: #Laughs A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.

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: #Laughs Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

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: #Laughs |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?The letter "D" ! What does

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: #Laughs Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

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: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!

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: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

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: #Laughs FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.

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: #Laughs During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front.

: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

: #Laughs An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up y

: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

: #Laughs Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

: #Laughs |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,

: #Laughs One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

: #Laughs Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk.

: #Laughs A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.

: #Laughs Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

: #Laughs |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?The letter "D" ! What does

: #Laughs Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!

: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

: #Laughs FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.

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