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: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

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: #Laughs Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.

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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

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: #Laughs |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

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: #Laughs In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

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: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

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: #Laughs If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bearcountry.

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: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

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: #Laughs What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

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: #Laughs Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

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: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

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: #Laughs What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte

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: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

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: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

: #Laughs Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.

: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

: #Laughs |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

: #Laughs In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

: #Laughs If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bearcountry.

: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

: #Laughs What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

: #Laughs Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

: #Laughs What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte

: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

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