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: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

: #Laughs The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife.."So what...

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!

: #Laughs |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to

: #Laughs Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.
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