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: #Laughs Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

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: #Laughs |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

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: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs |Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you wa

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: #Laughs ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia NaoStupid Man---------------------------Dum GaiSmall Horse--------------------------Tai Ni Po N

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

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: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

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: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

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: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

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: #Laughs YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs |Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you wa

: #Laughs ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia NaoStupid Man---------------------------Dum GaiSmall Horse--------------------------Tai Ni Po N

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

: #Laughs YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

: #Laughs A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.

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