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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

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: #Laughs A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou."The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?""No," says the psychic.

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: #Laughs If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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: #Laughs There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!

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: #Laughs How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side."

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: #Laughs A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

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: #Laughs A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

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: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"

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: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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: #Laughs Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some problems lately.

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: #Laughs A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S.

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: #Laughs The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.

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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !

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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

: #Laughs A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou."The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?""No," says the psychic.

: #Laughs If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

: #Laughs There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!

: #Laughs How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side."

: #Laughs A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

: #Laughs A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"

: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

: #Laughs Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some problems lately.

: #Laughs A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S.

: #Laughs The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.

: #Laughs What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !

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