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: #Laughs A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

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: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

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: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

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: #Laughs Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

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: #Laughs |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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: #Laughs What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !

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: #Laughs MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

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: #Laughs Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...10.

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: #Laughs Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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: #Laughs A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

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: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

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: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

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: #Laughs The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery.

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: #Laughs Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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: #Laughs A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

: #Laughs Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

: #Laughs |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That

: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

: #Laughs What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !

: #Laughs MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

: #Laughs Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...10.

: #Laughs Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

: #Laughs A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

: #Laughs The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery.

: #Laughs Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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