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: #Laughs What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.

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: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

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: #Laughs |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?

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: #Laughs Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

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: #Laughs What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

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: #Laughs The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

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: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

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: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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: #Laughs A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

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: #Laughs |As Mr.

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: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

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: #Laughs The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

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: #Laughs What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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: #Laughs SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so.

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: #Laughs How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1.

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: #Laughs What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

: #Laughs |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?

: #Laughs Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

: #Laughs What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

: #Laughs The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

: #Laughs A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

: #Laughs |As Mr.

: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro

: #Laughs Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

: #Laughs The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

: #Laughs What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

: #Laughs SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so.

: #Laughs How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1.

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