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: #Laughs Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's the

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: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

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: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H.

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

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: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

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: #Laughs 25 rules for Women to follow:1.

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: #Laughs It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

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: #Laughs A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.

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: #Laughs An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

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: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

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: #Laughs What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

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: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

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: #Laughs No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight

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: #Laughs Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's the

: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H.

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

: #Laughs 25 rules for Women to follow:1.

: #Laughs It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

: #Laughs A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.

: #Laughs Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.

: #Laughs An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

: #Laughs What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

: #Laughs No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight

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