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: #Laughs Build Vocabulary.

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: #Laughs IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

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: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

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: #Laughs A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times b

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: #Laughs "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked.

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: #Laughs Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

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: #Laughs In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.

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: #Laughs Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"

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: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

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: #Laughs Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

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: #Laughs The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet.

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: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

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: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

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: #Laughs A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY.

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: #Laughs Build Vocabulary.

: #Laughs IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

: #Laughs A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times b

: #Laughs "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked.

: #Laughs Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

: #Laughs In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

: #Laughs Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.

: #Laughs Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"

: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

: #Laughs Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

: #Laughs The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet.

: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

: #Laughs A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY.

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