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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.

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: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!

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: #Laughs |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle.

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: #Laughs A man and his dog went into a pub.

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: #Laughs Does killing time damage eternity?

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: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.

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: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

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: #Laughs What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

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: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

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: #Laughs I want a hair cut please.

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: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

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: #Laughs When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

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: #Laughs |What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!

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: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

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: #Laughs If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early.

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr.

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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.

: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!

: #Laughs |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle.

: #Laughs A man and his dog went into a pub.

: #Laughs Does killing time damage eternity?

: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment.

: #Laughs Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.

: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

: #Laughs What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs I want a hair cut please.

: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

: #Laughs When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

: #Laughs |What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!

: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

: #Laughs If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early.

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr.

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