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: #Laughs Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today.

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: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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: #Laughs You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

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: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

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: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a pig that took a plane?Swine flu!What kind of doctor treats ducks?A quack!What did the well mannered

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: #Laughs What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

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: #Laughs |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary

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: #Laughs What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.

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: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

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: #Laughs Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of ,000.

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: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

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: #Laughs A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess

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: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

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: #Laughs President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

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: #Laughs An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.

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: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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: #Laughs One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

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: #Laughs Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today.

: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

: #Laughs You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

: #Laughs |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a pig that took a plane?Swine flu!What kind of doctor treats ducks?A quack!What did the well mannered

: #Laughs What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

: #Laughs |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary

: #Laughs What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.

: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

: #Laughs Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of ,000.

: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

: #Laughs A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess

: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

: #Laughs President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

: #Laughs An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.

: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

: #Laughs One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

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