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: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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: #Laughs The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

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: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

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: #Laughs 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.Tough to

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: #Laughs We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it.

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: #Laughs Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!!

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: #Laughs A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday.

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: #Laughs What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

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: #Laughs The U.S.

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: #Laughs |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?The letter "D" ! What does

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: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

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: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

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: #Laughs How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

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: #Laughs "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.

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: #Laughs Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal.

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: #Laughs When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard w

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: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

: #Laughs The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

: #Laughs 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.Tough to

: #Laughs We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it.

: #Laughs Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!!

: #Laughs A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday.

: #Laughs What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

: #Laughs The U.S.

: #Laughs |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?The letter "D" ! What does

: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

: #Laughs Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

: #Laughs How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

: #Laughs "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.

: #Laughs Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal.

: #Laughs When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard w

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